The Little People of America said today that the word "midget" is just as offencive as a racial slur. From here on out please refer to them as Jets. Thank you for your cooperation. (Link)
Broadcasting live from Bosstin TX, a shitload of countries have been catching on to Willis lately:
South Africa - Australia - India - Japan - UK - France - Germany - Turkey - Romania - Czech Republic - Netherlands - Sweden - US - Canada - Mexico - Argentina - Costa Rica
This kids mom cancels his Wrold of Warcraft account, and he puts on the best ever freakout scene - and even goes as far to jam that remote up his own ass: